
Humor can be one of our best survival tools.
Humor does not diminish the pain–it makes the space around it get bigger.

Humor can be one of our best survival tools.
Humor does not diminish the pain–it makes the space around it get bigger.

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Politicians are like ships: nosiest when lost in a fog.
Oratory is the art of making a loud noise sound like a deep thought.
Today’s memory changes up a bit. Instead of a previously published poem, here is a short story from May, 2019. It is an example of micro fiction (with 115 words). Enjoy!

A famished black bear rummages through the thick, overgrown forest. His endless appetite resembles a midnight thief raiding the fridge for a sweet tasting snack.
His ravenous mood brings him to an ancient tree trunk, containing a large opening. The tree might as well display a flashing sign: HONEY!
The bear’s sweet tooth needs to be satisfied, but before he can explore further . . . a warning signal vibrates through the inside of the tree.
The colony of honeybees has been notified that an intruder has arrived at their honey factory: HONEY ALERT!
A swarm of bees flies into attack position. The lead striker says, “We have the target in sight.”
GO! GO! GO!
This updated poem was first-published in March, 2019. Every day I accept the personal challenge to follow a healthy lifestyle in managing my blood glucose levels. With proper exercise, eating right, and taking medications, I have been able to succeed. I sometimes use humor as a tool to keep myself motivated, and writing this poem serves this purpose.

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Sleeping at night brings pleasurable dreams my way
Dreaming of sugar-filled treats most every single day
Tasting a doughnut filled with vanilla cream
Allowing my sweet tooth to sample a dream
Advising the doughnut to vanish and scamper away
Appearing next, freshly baked cookies wish to stay
Smelling the melted chocolate and cookie dough
Rolling over, my taste buds scream out to know
Dashing dreams of cookies, a delicious pie arrives
Looking at coconut cream is a mammoth surprise
Tossing in bed, my mouth anticipates the sweetest taste
Cruising into my dream, appears a cake—freshly baked
Licking my lips, velvety-rich chocolate cake will be my fate
Sampling the moisture-rich texture seems a perfect mate
Closing my fantasy suddenly, my mind stirs awake
Remembering to manage my sugars is no mistake
Envisioning so many tantalizing, indulging treats
Controlling sugar levels will be a bitter-filled feat

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An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he in her.
Middle age is when your old classmates are so grey and wrinkled and bald they don’t recognize you.
College admissions
“Your grades are lousy my boy”—
Rich father . . . you’re in!

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Typewriter works
May be quite old-fashioned, but—
It’s never been hacked!

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Sorry Reginald
Social studies doesn’t mean—
Facebook or Twitter

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Here’s a true story from my past memories. I have never forgotten this one after all of these years. Hmm . . . who is knocking at the front door?
The boys had just returned home from a busy day at their elementary school. Their walk home never took too long since they lived right across the street from Central Heights Elementary School.
Being a snowy, winter day, everyone wore their black, buckled snow boots (or overshoes). The boys’ mother always carefully labeled the inside of their boots with each boy’s name on a piece of white tape.
Nearly everyone at school wore very similar boots. The boots slipped easily over their shoes in keeping them clean and dry.
A soft knock could be heard at the front door. The boys’ mother looked out and could see a little girl waiting impatiently outside. She knocked again.
The mother opened the door, and was immediately greeted with a firm and loud exclamation, “Richard, has my boots!”
The woman looked down at the girl’s black boots, and they were very similar to what the boys wore . . . black in color with buckles. Not many girls wore black overshoes, and she was wearing an older winter coat, probably a hand-me-down.
The mother introduced herself, and asked the girl’s name. Robin lived a couple of blocks away
She politely asked Robin, “How do you know Richard has your boots?”
Robin replied with her firm, confident voice, “Because his name was written on the label inside of these boots. I figured he must have put on the wrong boots after school.” She had taken off the boots and was holding them in her hands.
The mother called for her son, and Richard came to the door. The girl explained the situation to him, and he sheepishly went back inside to check the boots he had worn home. Sure enough, the worn and faded label inside of each boot read, “Robin A.”
Richard brought Robin’s boots to the door, and he made the exchange with her. Robin pulled the boots over her shoes so she could continue on her walk home.
This winter day was probably one neither Robin nor Richard would forget. While their lives pretty much went their separate ways, they graduated from high school in the same year.
Even today, Richard has sometimes wondered if Robin would remember the story of the mixed-up snow boots.

Here’s a nearly identical pair of black, buckled overshoes similar to the ones worn during my elementary school days. (Found on Pinterest)

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Aging a bit and hoping to keep my driving days alive
I cannot help it, but laugh at how my troubles thrive
Driving on a dark, blackened road with high beams on
No dimming headlights, because I was singing a song
Driving on an icy road, too slippery for my car to fly
The windshield wipers shout and say, “Dumb Guy!”
Driving a bit too fast through a school zone
Sorry officer, at least I wasn’t on my phone
Creeping on a crowded freeway, feeling more like mice
Listening to car horns blaring out loud, never very nice
Navigating through a minefield of treacherous potholes
Pulling over to find a tire flattened from a massive hole
Driving home at the end of a long day, without even a grin
Stuck in slow, crawling commuter traffic, please not again
Parking at last, stress-filled driving finished for today
Hoping travels go a whole lot better, on the next day

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Sending a priority email to my boss an hour ago
A quick reply would be prized as time is my foe
Facing an ever-approaching deadline
The pressure is building—not so fine!
Writing one more email might do the trick
“Just checking in” doesn’t sound so slick
Hearing no reply yet, by the middle afternoon
Would another email bring an answer soon?
Sensing desperation as the clock winds down
Frustration fills my heart with a gloomy frown
Composing again—Sorry, but I must persist
“Just checking in” again, I must clearly insist
Receiving an email, which is long overdue
An automated message comes to my view
Using “Just checking in” as the subject line
These three words “really” are never fine!

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Digital “brake” time
Turn off social media—
Pausing to recharge

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Meeting for coffee
Skipping the Tuesday workout—
See you on Friday

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Morning alarm rings
Hey, it’s the weekend silly—
Switching back to snooze

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