Perfection
Mirror’s morning view
Witnessing facial laugh lines—
Wrinkles . . . never mind!

Rule #1
Five seconds to go
Dropping a slice of pizza—
How clean is the floor?

Finished
Some parts left over
Backyard gym now assembled—
Who needs instructions?

Fun Haiku today! Thanks for the comic relief. 🙂
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Thanks Susan. We need to pause and share a laugh or two. Take care!
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it depends on which side of the pizza lands on the floor 🙂
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Ah Jim! You are so right. Landing crust side down would be much better.
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Nice 5 second rule poem!
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Thanks Jim. I figure in your household there may have been an instance of using (or thinking of using) the five-second rule.
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YeS lol
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