Receiving as a birthday gift a FitBit
Does it really get used or just sit?
Spending millions on endless and repeated television ads
Why do rising drug prices make me feel like I’ve been had?
Eating at a restaurant that advertises a menu of “real good” food
Will someone explain the meaning of “good” to change my mood?
Listening to “Have a Holly, Jolly Christmas” again
Did I see singer Burl Ives slyly wink and grin?
Watching commercials with animals who talk
When is enough really enough before I walk?
Viewing a media event at the President’s home
Would anyone really care if he was left alone?
Finding my pill box in my small travel bag
Why does a missing pill want to play tag?
Seeing country music stars dressed up for glamour and glitz
Does anyone remember “Hee-Haw” and Roy Clark’s guitar blitz?
Reading a label on the side effects of my new meds
How would I really know about being allergic instead?
Standing below the mistletoe on a freezing winter night
When was the last time anyone was kissed in its sight?
Sitting unused in the corner of the basement
Why did I buy that bicycle for my amazement?
Frustrating advertisements that insult common sense
Do I really need to feel that dimwitted and dense?
Assembling an “easy to build” children’s’ playground
Do the leftover parts mean that my work is sound?