Here is a humorous poem filled with amazing, and quite forgettable Christmas gift ideas. I am not sure if I see one for me, but perhaps you will find something unique for yourself. The poem was published in December, 2018, and it has been updated.
Imagining a zany list of gift ideas for another year
Let’s make Christmas cool again, as it comes near
Sitting here tonight in Ohio’s Buckeye land
Not too certain about Santa’s helping hand
Hoping that special gifts will await under the tree
Thinking that “some” might be pleasing for thee
A self-stirring coffee mug looks quite neat
Stirring my cup o’ Joe will be an easy feat
Christmas tea bags offer a fresh twist
Leaving my cup filled with a tasty mist
Is that Darth Vader defending the door?
Inflating him brings fear and much more
I’m not really into checking Twitter most of the time
Looking at a set of framed tweets, could be just fine
My stocking might be filled with a hockey stick snow brush
Cheering for my beloved Blue Jackets on the ice is a must
Someone spies a cassette tape collection of familiar songs
Wondering where to find a cassette player that is long gone
Golf ball finder glasses will most likely do the trick
Searching for each wayward shot in rough so thick
My daughter tempts me with chocolate Brussel sprouts
Wishing for “just” the sweet chocolate, leaves no doubt
A senior moment’s memory workout DVD should be slick
Keeping my brain’s recall functioning, makes a great gift
Coffee drinking in the morning, wine sipping late at night
Using a “Flip Over” glass, makes switching work just right
Last of all, needing to conceal every doughnut so sweet
Receiving a doughnut mug may hide it—isn’t this neat!
Warming myself in front of a blazing fire this cold night
Hoping that another lump of coal, will never be in sight
Big Sky Buckeye 