Bill runs into his neighbor Fred at the local feed store. In conversation, Bill tells Fred, “I noticed that there back tire on yer truck is a mite bit low on tread.”
Fred replies back, “Ah, dat there tire has quite a few miles left da go.”
The men depart and finish up their business in town before heading back home. As Bill drives down the road, he comes upon Fred’s truck, rolled over on its side, off of the road.
Bills stops and surveys the situation. Fred appears okay, much of his cattle feed is scattered on the ground, and the suspected tire has blown nearly clean off of the rim.
Bill calmly asks Fred what has happened. With eyes growing bigger by the second, Fred excitedly tells him, “A vig jack rabbit nearly ran me self off this here road. Look vat he did to ma perfectly good tire.”
Big Sky Buckeye 
Haha!
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Thanks Susan. I tried to make Fred sound a bit like a Novegian. He lives outside da town on ther farm.
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🙂 no one likes to take personal responsibility…
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You are so right Jim. Hmm, this seems to be a theme with certain Americans on both sides of main street.
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yes it does…
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Haha! We like to place the blame on anything/one, but us. Good one!
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You got it Diana! There seems to be too much of this going on with certain people.
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