
Good morning neighbor! I’ve been struggling with this rapidly changing world of ours. So, I hope you are doing better than me.
I have been deeply pondering the way words keep changing in meaning. If it is hard for me to understand, just imagine how Merriam and Webster are doing.
ZOOM used to refer to a camera lens moving in for a close-up. Now . . . it refers to some type of online meeting. Since I don’t have one of them fancy phones, I guess no will invite me to attend.
HOARDERS used to refer to people who collected everything under the sun as they filled up their basements, garages, and sheds with memories and junk. Now . . . it refers to anyone who creates a home warehouse for toilet paper, hand sanitizer, and disinfectants. Now I know why Bobby always has his garage door closed.
CASH used to refer to a time when we paid for things with currency, you know, the green stuff. Now . . . who can even remember the image on a $10 bill or a $20 bill?
FACE MASK used to refer to a part of an American football player’s helmet. Now . . . it refers to a way to protect yourself and show love to your neighbor at the same time. Hmm, are you on the same page with me? How do I look?
WHOPPER used to refer to one of the biggest and grandest of the burger world (and you could have it your way). Now . . . it refers to a “meatless” burger. Can you hear Clara Peller (from a competitor’s old TV commercial) shouting, “Where’s the beef?”
SOCIAL DISTANCING used to refer to the proper distance between a boy and a girl at a middle school dance. Now . . . it refers to a way to stay healthy and safe. I guess I’m all in with this new logic. How about you?
CURBSIDE PICKUP used to refer to a trash truck picking up some oversized items in the neighborhood. Now . . . it refers to a new way to buy groceries, without ever entering the store. Hmm, I hope the store’s gopher didn’t squeeze the Charmin (God Bless Mr. Whipple).
Now before I go, will you help me understand one more new word, VIRTUAL? We never witnessed this word much in the 20th Century, but now it is mentioned with everything . . . online classrooms, work from home, political campaigns, and even vacations.
These changing times are almost too much for a man of my age to fully understand. Well, I guess I can always rely on my grandchildren for some help. They don’t think I’m “over the hill” quite yet.
In all seriousness, I encourage all of us to be safe and stay as healthy as possible. Remember to wash your hands, wear a mask, and practice social distancing.

I don’t think outside the box… I don’t even have a box! I’m in the stratosphere these days!!
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I agree. What’s left of my box was scattered to the four winds from long ago.
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Wonderful post. I enjoyed them all but I am partial to your descriptions of “curbside pickup” hilarious. Nicely done and so true.😊
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Suzette, I appreciate your thoughts. It was as fun poem to write, but this would have never been a thought to write about a few months ago. Stay safe and watch out for yourself.
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Yes you are so right, a new topic for the pen. Have a great day. Blessings
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So good. It looks like you and Mitch Teemley, are on a similar focus today♥
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Thanks Jacquie for reading. I will have to give Mitch’s site a look. May you and your family enjoy a blessed week.
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Blessings of peace and joy ♥
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Funny and so true! 😁
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Susan, I appreciate the poem striking a few of your funny bones. Peace be with you!
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Laughed at the thought of ‘Where’s the Beef” 🙂
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Matt, I still laugh when I think of that old Wendy’s commercial.
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I am joining you on this. 🙂
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Great! Our lives have definitely seen changes never imagined a few months ago.
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True and more to come.
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😂😂 and these new trends are here to stay
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Abhin, I totally agree with you. We have experienced a significant paradigm shift.
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Great post, Richard. I never thought of how the meanings of some words have changed recently. I think curbside pickup is the funniest transition in meaning, as well as social distancing. I remember those grade school dances!
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Thanks for sharing your perspectives Jim. Life is definitely in transition with all of these new norms.
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You can still be invited to zoom as long as you have a computer, so you’re not exempt yet!!😆
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Thanks Leola for the note. I have used zoom a little bit, but it sure doesn’t replace actual face-to-face meetings.
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What a time we live in
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Indeed! I would be curious to know what the sales figures are for Bible purchases (even with the various disruptions to the economy).
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I read earlier in the Spring that sales of Bible went up dramatically
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Jim, I appreciate you sharing this statistic.
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🙂
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