Deep in the woods stands an enormous and beautifully built cabin. The cabin has been the most magnificent home in the immense woods for many years.
The cabin provides a well-to-do home for the Red-Neck Bears. They keep the inside of their cabin looking pleasant, and the yard is always maintained to look better than any found in the woods. Someone always asks, “Why are they called the Red-Neck Bears?”
The Bears always wear colorful red scarves around their necks. The bright red color separates them from the other bears that live throughout the woods. The Red-Neck Bears are a family filled with plenty of sophistication and class, and their lifestyle is the envy of all who live in the woods.
Some may feel that they already know the story of the “Three Bears” from childhood stories from long ago, but this is the sequel that few have ever heard of. Sit down now, relax a spell, and enjoy the story.
True, there are three bears. The family’s patriarch is Papa Bear, a mighty beast with a loving and soft heart. His lovely wife, Mama Bear, keeps the home running smoothly with tender love and care. Their child, Baby Bear, is so grown-up now that Papa Bear likes to refer to him as Junior Bear.
The Bears awake early on this warm summer morning (as they always do). Each puts on a fresh and clean red scarf as is the family’s tradition. Mama Bear prepares the usual breakfast of porridge (some habits never change). As expected, the porridge is much too hot for anyone to eat so the family leaves their cozy and comfortable cabin for a quick, morning walk while the porridge cools.
Now, let’s see where the rest of the story goes. Remembering of course, this is a sequel in the storyline of the “Three Bears”, aka “Red-Neck Bears.”
While the Bears are away, mischief arrives in their front yard. A curious and sometimes naughty thirteen-year old boy, Rebel, stumbles upon the cabin. He has run away from his family who live in the big city on the other side of the woods. Rebel is always in trouble back home, and his parents have threatened him with a harsher life filled with fewer privileges until he shapes up. He is on his way to becoming the most obnoxious of all juvenile delinquents.
As Rebel steps into the yard, he quickly discovers three four-wheelers parked in a perfectly straight line, just like they have been waiting for his arrival. The Bears enjoy taking rides throughout the woods on their splendid machines. It can be quite exhilarating to experience the vastness and beauty of the woods while riding these sporty vehicles.
Rebel jumps on the gigantic four-wheeler, but the seat feels much too large and too hard. He accidentally spits out his hunk of bubble gum, and it lands squarely on the seat. Looking to his right, he moves to the next four-wheeler. The seat fits better, but it feels much too soft. Frustrated, Rebel deflates one of the tires just because it seems like the right thing to do.
Jumping off, Rebel steps over to the final machine. Everything feels just right as he sits on the seat. He eagerly cranks up the motor and takes off for a spin around the front yard. Being a city kid, Rebel has never driven anything like a four-wheeler. He quickly loses control.
A mammoth maple tree blocks the path of the small four-wheeler. Unhurt, Rebel hops off. He seems unfazed by the damage done to the tree, much less the mangled front end of the machine.