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Politicians are like ships:  nosiest when lost in a fog.

Oratory is the art of making a loud noise sound like a deep thought.

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An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have.  The older she gets the more interested he in her.

Middle age is when your old classmates are so grey and wrinkled and bald they don’t recognize you.